EPISODE 038 (238): The Second Crustacean Menace

Among the five Grumpiest Old Men in All The World that I encountered and cataloged during my time at the "Liberry," the 3rd Grumpiest, Mr. Crab, was perhaps the most irritating on a day to day basis. For while he was not as frequent a visitor as 1st Grumpiest Old Man, Mr. B-Natural, and did more to keep the library in business than 2nd Grumpiest Mr. Smiley (a man who actively campaigned to prevent us from building a new building), Mr. Crab habitually provided us with a greater volume of shit than any of the others.

Today's episode continues to illustrate this, in addition to telling the tales of the two times in my life that I have been afforded the opportunity to impale him on a broom.

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SHOW NOTES:

• Tales from the "Liberry" blog
• Original Blog Entry: "Actual Conversations Heard in Actual Libraries #108"
• Original Blog Entry: "Yeah, that'll show us."
• Original Blog Entry: "Either I'm Itching to Tell Another Tale or I've got a Really Bad Case of the Crabs"
• Original Blog Entry: "Mr. Crab, the Third Grumpiest Great White Hunter in All the World"
• Original Blog Entry: "Fund and/or Temper Raising"
• "LiberryCAST" Favorite Podcast(s) of the Week: Aisha Tyler's Girl on Guy Interview with Seth Green and The Adam & Drew Show