Sunday, February 26, 2012

EPISODE 51 (151): Dumbass Things I've Done Week


I've often maintained that if a person is going to go around pointing fingers at the foibles of others (or recording podcasts adapting blog entries about the foibles of others), it's only fair for that person to occasionally point a few at some of their own. I did this pretty frequently during the course of writing Tales from the "Liberry" and even devoted an entire week to it.

Adapted here are a few entries from that week, as well as dumbass things I did beyond it. Guest stars include Mr. Stanky, Mr. Perfect, my moms-in-law, and, unfortunately, my junk.

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Monday, February 13, 2012

EPISODE 50 (150): The Founding Fathers Won't Leave Me Alone


We at the "liberry" were no strangers to playing the role of "liberry" clubhouse junior detectives on occasion. But one day we were presented with a huge mystery that remains largely unsolved to this very day.

On this week's podcast, you can listen to what our staff did after an older gentleman patron behaved most ungentlemanly to us by spreading lies that we had refused to supply him with copies of the founding documents of our nation, after we very much had.

I give you the story of Grandpa Sam.

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Sunday, February 12, 2012

EPISODE 49 (149): Meet the Hackers

Meet Johnny Hacker, one of the "good" patrons. He was a college student living at home who was known to us only for his use of our facilities for their best possible purposes, not to mention for being an all around cheerful dude. That boy's parents raised him right, and we know cause they were usually not far when Johnny was in house. However, while his mother's good lessons of "cover your mouth when you cough" definitely stuck in his brain, common sense notions of "if you're going to give off hacking coughs every 10 to 20 seconds FOR TWO $&%#ING HOURS, not only should you cover your mouth but you should GO THE &*$# HOME before someone brains you with a PDR!

As a bonus, I include a non-blog tale about a couple of sick cars.

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

EPISODE 14 (114): The (Vid) Borrowers REPOST

(NOTE FROM 2012: Okay, I don't know what happened but somehow half this episode vanished. The episode that's been posted for who knows how long had the theme music, then trailed off to silence for, like, 12 minutes, then came back in with the second and third stories and then wrapped up. There was a massive gap where the first story had been and I don't know how this is even possible. It was just gone and was gone from my back up .wav copy, and the .mp3 copy, and the online copy, and the backup online copy I had on another server. Huge mystery. I think I'll lay the blame upon Audacity and/or me being a dumbass and muting a track before conversion, or something. Anyway, I have now rerecorded the missing bit and the episode is whole once again.)

Libraries aren't just for books, you know. In fact, some patrons wouldn't crack one if there was crack in it. (Unless it was written by V.C. Andrews, but maybe that's just around here.) That's okay, cause most "liberries" have on hand a selection of some of the greatest films ever created and the shittiest VHS tapes ever to be lobbed into a donation bin. The patrons who exclusively check out such tapes fall into the patron archetype of Vid-Borrowers. And their queen, Mrs. Bellows, is a force-of-nature-of-frustration.

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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Mug Contest Results

Wow, the CafePress coffee mug contest was a difficult thing to judge. I thought that my three statistical services would be enough, but they each gave me wildly different results.

From Blogger’s own stat tracking, I can see a lot of traffic coming to my site from the Ukraine and Russia in general. However, despite the fact that I find CAME FROM links to several Russian language sites, I have yet to be able to locate the actual links to my site from those sites. Not that it hasn’t been fun, because some of the sites are very sexy indeed. In fact, some of the most traffic seems to be coming from a Russian sex toy retail site. I thought maybe someone was playing a joke by setting the link to my site within the URL for a buttplug or something, which would have been very funny. But I didn’t find it. I don’t know how else people were coming to my site from those sites, but I can’t find the links to prove that they were. If you are in Russia, or the surrounding region and you can provide me proof of where the link is, I’ll see what I can do. But right now, I can’t award a mug based on what little I can see.

My second stats service, Podtrac, gives me no useful information at all as to people coming to my site from specific locations. But it’s a service designed to count downloads, so the slight spike I saw there was appreciated.

And my third stat service, Statcounter, gives me different stats from the other two, with no Russian sites detected, but with links coming to my site from some US based blogs and quite a few that seem to come from Twitter or Facebook sites that have URL shortening as part of their baseline. As I said in the intro messages to last month’s podcasts, it’s very difficult if not impossible for me to tell where those links are coming from due to the fact that they’ve been shortened in this manner. If I try and go to the shortened Facebook or Twitter link, it just takes me directly to LiberryCAST.com instead of the site where that link was posted. So I can’t tell who posted the original shortened link.

This being the case, what I propose to do is this…

Barring a Russian or Ukrainian listener providing me with proof of where the link to my site is on their site, I’m going to award two coffee mugs--one for the most hits from a provable blog link and one for my favorite Twitter tweeter.

So the blog mug will go to Margy Rydzynski, at http://blogcollectables.wordpress.com/ , who not only linked to the LiberryCAST site, but also wrote a nice blog entry leading into the link that included a picture of my cat Winston. And I know other people listened to the podcast due to her link because they posted in her comments that they had. Sweet.

And the Twitter Tweeter mug goes to UK resident Anna Brynolf, who has been one of the most faithful of retweeters when I post new episodes and has spoken highly of the blog on multiple occasions. I have no doubt that many of the shortened hits the blog received came from her tweets, so she deserves a mug.

For all future such contests, I’ll be using Google Analytics—which I could have sworn I set up before this mug contest started, but I can’t find any proof of that now. You know what they say about good intentions: they’re all assholes.

So, Margy and Anna, I’ll soon be in touch. Your mugs will soon be on the way.

EPISODE 48 (148): The Anniversary Flight Blues

Wedding anniversaries: for me they happen every year and this year my 12th anniversary just happens to fall on the day this episode drops, Sunday, February 5. So, because I have a sum total of ZERO football stories from the blog I could slip in here to create a different theme, and because I love my wife (those excuses may not be in the right order), I shall tell an off-blog yet-still-blog-like tale regarding a mystery anniversary concert the wife arranged for me for our 3rd anniversary, way back before Tales from the "Liberry" even began.

Plus, this ep has the winners of our coffee cup contest!

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