Monday, September 24, 2012

EPISODE 026 (226): Chester the (Potential) Gym Rat and other stories


Everyone has trouble losing the holiday pounds.  Even Chester the (Potential) Molester.  And when there's lard to lose, what's a prevert like Chester to do?  Answer: Head on down to the local gym, where he can get in a workout while ogling short-short clad beauties, all while wearing his stupid little knit cap.  Of course, those beauties don't usually take kindly to being ogled by the likes of Chester.  And therein lies our story.

(Featuring a guest appearance by Parka)


Sunday, September 16, 2012

EPISODE 025 (225): RandomCAST

On a whim, and lacking any other podcast material that struck my fancy when I woke up, I started rolling dice to determine a line of Tales from the "Liberry" blog entry dates from which I could potentially pull podcast adaptation material. Acording to my rules--ohhhh, there were rules--I couldn't rerecord a podcast I'd already adapted, couldn't adapt just one part of a multi-part story, nor could I skip to a nearby date if no entry existed for the date I rolled. After a 2 out of 5 ratio, I gave up on dice and hit Random.org's date randomizer, plugged in the range of years for the blog and went to town with slightly better results. In the end, I had five randomly chosen stories to adapt for today's show and adapt them I have. You're welcome.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

EPISODE 024 (224): BabyCAST


During the writing of Tales from the "Liberry" the blog, I often found cause to point out the parental failings of some of our patrons. And on a few occasions, this hubris on my part would cause the patron saint of parents to arrange for me to experience a taste of the rigors of parenting myself. I was not always up to the challenge.

(Featuring baby Ashley, the baby who appeared on last week's podcast.)




Sunday, September 2, 2012

EPISODE 023 (223): BirthdayCAST


During the five year course of writing the original Tales from the "Liberry" blog, I wrote a substantial entry almost every single weekday. However, there were a few occasions when I skipped out on my blogging duties and not only said EFF it to myself, but posted it as well. And usually that day fell upon my birthday. That said, there are still a number of longer entries devoted to my birthday or involving birthdays in general. There are also an even greater number of entries devoted to the patron we called Birthday Lady, who phoned us faithfully every time a celebrity died to learn from us the day on which that fresh dirt-napper was born.

So, in honor of the fact that this particular episode drops on my 2nd 39th birthday, I present a podcast that chronicles both of the above scenarios and more: The BirthdayCAST.